Diamond Tycoon!
As of the time I wrote and published this, the place was updated. However, they were all minor updates, and do not effect the place rating.
Well, today I stop differentiating from the norm and I start reviewing the place as a whole. I find it easier to make witty jokes and comments at random points this way, so let’s have a go, shall we? OK, so this is a guy’s First Tycoon. It centers around a small, walled off conveyer belt. You know, I always love tycoons always have a fence. I mean, it’s helpful, but can get annoying. THEY’RE HIDING BEHIND THEIR BROWN FENCES! THEY’RE HIDING BEHIND THEIR BROWN FENCES! ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! So anyway, onto the Gameplay OH GOD I’M BECOMING OLD ME. You know what, let’s just do that.
GAMEPLAY:3/10
YAY for tycoons. Or maybe NAY. Really, depending on your join date, this can be boring. And DEFINITELY old. OK, time for ROBLOX History. In Mid January ‘08, there was a place. It was a concept made by a new, promising user. His name? Uberubert. He got rich with his places. Of course, you should already be able to conceive what our Uberubert has made. Yes, it was a TYCOON. BREAD FACTORY TYCOON. It was new and exciting. Everyone loved it, except Zuka, who was a grumpy pants at the time. Anyways, he uncopylocked that and people took it. He had a new project up at that point, and it was FARM TYCOON. And that made him truely rich. And he continued with places, such as Train Riders RPG 08, and Miner’s Heaven. Funnily, all of them are broken. Which I hate, because that forces us to all move forward, while some of us wanna hang back in the past, with stuff like Innsmouth RPG and uberubert’s stuff. He hasn’t been seen recently. We all blame SPORE. So, now Tycoons are over a year old, and people still love them. Well, you cant please everybody.
DESIGN:2/10
Note that this review started to be written before an update, and said update added the house, and walls. However, the house actually DEGRADES from the overall look, as it’s flooring is so ugly. Then, just look at the picture, as that’s mainly all to see. Honestly, I wanted to give the design a 3, but I couldn’t bring myself to do that. I’m not YOU, I’m ME. I’m unique.
EFFORT:4/10
And cashing in on the Tycoon boat is… MRNICNAC. Really, he just slapped some bricks together and called it a day. And yet, it got him popular? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? EH?
OVERALL:9/30
I think I’m gonna start taking the Herooftime101 path here. I’m gonna start reviewing GOOD games and GOOD games only. This place turned out to be an abomination, and noone should go there. But, I will still review popular games, just to tear them apart. Life is great, that way.
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Well it seems you have rated my first tycoon very poorly, although I hadn’t the slightest idea what scripting was at the time, I still refused to give up on making what I had wanted to do for a long time.